2016-02-23

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2016-02-09

How Do You Decide Who To Marry?

(written by kids)

1. HOW DO YOU DECIDE WHO TO MARRY?

-You got to find somebody who likes the same stuff. Like, if you like sports, she should like it that you like sports & she should keep the chips & dip coming.
-- Alan, age 10

-No person really decides before they grow up who they're going to marry. God decides it all way before & you get to find out later who you're stuck with.
-- Kristen, age 10

2. WHAT IS THE RIGHT AGE TO GET MARRIED?  

Twenty-three is the best age because you know the person FOREVER by then.
-- Camille, age 10

3. HOW CAN A STRANGER TELL IF TWO PEOPLE ARE MARRIED?  

You might have to guess, based on whether they seem to be yelling at the same kids. -- Derrick, age 8

4. WHAT DO YOU THINK YOUR MOM AND DAD HAVE IN COMMON?  

Both don't want any more kids. -- Lori, age 8

5. WHAT DO MOST PE OPLE DO ON A DATE?

-Dates are for having fun & people should use them to get to know each other. Even boys have something to say if you listen long enough. -- Lynnette, age 8
(isn't she a treasure)

-On the first date, they just tell each other lies & that usually gets them interested enough to go for a second date. -- Martin, age 10

6. WHEN IS IT OKAY TO KISS SOMEONE?

-When they're rich. -- Pam, age 7

-The law says you have to be eighteen, so I wouldn't want to mess with that.
- - Curt, age 7

-The rule goes like this: If you kiss someone, then you should marry them & have kids with them. It's the right thing to do. - - Howard, age 8

7.  IS IT BETTER TO BE SINGLE OR MARRIED?  

It's better for girls to be single but not for boys. Boys need someone to clean up after them. -- Anita, age 9 (bless you child )

8. HOW WOULD THE WORLD BE DIFFERENT IF PEOPLE DIDN'T GET MARRIED?

There sure would be a lot of kids to explain, wouldn't there? -- Kelvin, age 8

9. HOW WOULD YOU MAKE A MARRIAGE WORK?  

Tell your wife that she looks pretty, even if she looks like a dump truck.
  -- Ricky, age 10

2016-02-02

Need Help... Call Jesus

As I was walking home this week worrying about all the crap going on in Washington, Ottawa, London, Moscow, Georgetown etc... and at how my life was falling apart, I saw a yard sign that said: 
                            NEED HELP?
                            CALL JESUS
                            1-800-005-3787
Out of curiosity and desperation, I did.
A Mexican showed up with a lawnmower.
Sometimes you just gotta smile at the world!!!